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The words "constitutional crisis" get thrown around plenty, but, well. It's just that the outlook ap... Read More

Clean Up Your Desk -- Mess Up Your Life Jan. 29, 2026

It's a question as old as time. Which is a better indicator of your performance on the job — ... Read More

The Best Terrible Decision I Ever Made Jan. 26, 2026

The most important decision of my life — the one that's had the biggest impact — I made ... Read More

Meeting of the Minds: How Do We Tell The Emperor He's Not Wearing Any Clothes? Jan. 24, 2026

Georgia Garvey

MIKE: I hereby call to order the first annual meeting of the tripartite national commission to discu... Read More

What A Year This Month Has Been Jan. 24, 2026

What do you mean it's still January? From Minneapolis to Venezuela to Greenland, a year's worth of c... Read More

Deploying to the War on Protein Jan. 17, 2026

Mother, why do you gaze out the window so forlornly? Because your father has gone to fight in the wa... Read More

Multiple Reasons Not to Multitask in 2026 Jan. 15, 2026

Here's what you do. Stand up at your desk. Pat your head and rub your tummy (counter-clockwise, plea... Read More

Stars of an Arabian Night Jan. 12, 2026

I was speaking in a Middle Eastern country shortly after 9/11. The people were friendly. The food wa... Read More

The First Three Laws of Travel Jan. 09, 2026

I was at the massive Temple at Luxor, where the pharaohs were crowned. The 3,500-year-old columns to... Read More

Welcome to 2026 -- Keep Your Head Down and Your Shoes Off Jan. 08, 2026

It's a new year and a new dress code. Nobody cares what you wear to work. What matters now is what y... Read More

Instead of Resolutions, Try the Reset Method Jan. 03, 2026

Allow me, a moderately cluttered person whose Christmas tree may still be up by next Festivus, to es... Read More

2026 Career Disasters You Just Might Avoid Jan. 01, 2026

You're one of the lucky ones. You have a job. You also have a worry. Will the job you have at the ... Read More

Affirmations From a T.J. Maxx Price Sticker Dec. 27, 2025

Dear journal, I, a T.J. Maxx price sticker, will know my own value, not just the value of name-brand... Read More

Ignore These 2026 Career Resolutions -- I Dare You Dec. 25, 2025

Looking for New Year's resolutions? Didn't think so. There are just too many experts with too many s... Read More

Merry Christmas, Except for the Hungry, Poor and Sick Dec. 20, 2025

The holidays always bear a certain layer of heaviness. That's why so many people try to tap into the... Read More

The Wedding Almost Everyone Forgot Dec. 19, 2025

The first time Rosie and I got married, things just seemed to fall into place. Our guests all loved ... Read More

Diet Your Way to Success Dec. 18, 2025

May I tell you about my diet? It's simple, really. I eat Keto on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I ea... Read More

Mr. Trump Goes to the Grocery Store Dec. 13, 2025

Georgia Garvey

CCTV captured this (completely fake) conversation between President Donald Trump and a grocery store... Read More

Marco Rubio, Have You Considered Comic Sans? Dec. 13, 2025

Marco Rubio, secretary of state, has taken a brave stance on a prudent matter ripping at the fabric ... Read More

Songs for Creating Demons Dec. 12, 2025